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Mannequin 2nd Hand
I think of funny things all the time, how can I sell my jokes? free sample #2?
Mom and 4, y/o son were in a ladies store, she truns around to see her son's hand up a mannequins dress, she yells get your hand outta there you'le get your fingers bitten off, (theres teeth up there).
Well eventually the son grows up avoiding close relationships with women still thinking she's got teeth down there. Unfortunately he meets a woman that is really frisky, she wants to go all the way with him and she won't take no for an answer. Well, he resists and resists but, finally the frisky lady pulls up her dress, pulls down her panties and says what are you afraid of I won't bit, he says (I guess you won't, with messed up gums like that).
It's not easy - and people will steal your material
Try doing stand up comedy
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Mannequin Hand... [12inch Vinyl Disc] [Single] $6.99 Full title: Mannequin Hand Trapdoor/Reminder/Closed Shoulder. |
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Alvin CW301 Hand Mannequin 12 Male Right $24.78 An excellent reference tool for both students and skilled artists fully articulated hand mannequins hold their pose. Available as right or left hand each male hand mannequin is constructed of smoothly finished natural wood and features adjustable wrist fingers and thumb. |
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Alvin CW302 Hand Mannequin 12 Male Left $24.78 An excellent reference tool for both students and skilled artists fully articulated hand mannequins hold their pose. Available as right or left hand each male hand mannequin is constructed of smoothly finished natural wood and features adjustable wrist fingers and thumb. |
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Meet Me At My Window - How To play
What are your favorite words from a song?
Mines a tie between:
Jack's Mannequin's MFEO Pt. 2 "You can breath now" :
"You get in my car Where its warm You cannot forget skin new, hands true My hands all over you so whats another night The seats rolled back We can't see through The rains the rain Some air'd be good for you You can breathe, you can breathe now You can breathe, but the air is running out You can breathe, you can breathe now You can breathe, but the air is running out on you"
and The Clash's English Civil War:
there you are, ha ha, i told you so
says everybody that we know
but who hid a radio under the stairs
an' who got caught out on their unawares?
when that new party army came marching right up the stairs
when johnny comes marching home again
nobody understands it can happen again
the sun is shining an' the kids are shouting loud
but you gotta know it's shining through a crack in the cloud
and the shadows keep falling when johnny comes marching home
Whats your fave.?
"Across The Universe"-The Beatles.
Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup
They slither wildly as they slip away across the universe
Pools of sorrow, waves of joy are drifting through my opened mind
Possessing and caressing me
Jai guru deva om
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes
They call me on and on across the universe
Thoughts meander like a restless wind inside a letter box
They tumble blindly as they make their way across the universe
Jai guru deva om
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Sounds of laughter, shades of earth
Are ringing through my opened views inciting and inviting me
Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns
It calls me on and on across the universe
Jai guru deva om
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world.
