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Mannequin Smiling
Is this stand up worthy?
i had a dream i was in the 80's. so i started making out with a mannequin. She came to life a Beautiful women I smiled and started deeply into here eyes and she said "Security!"
yeah i am doing my 1st open mic this thursday and friday. i have a pretty good set so far. wanted to throw this out there. i laughed when i thought of it at 630 in the morning. I could make it work i think but it would be filler.... just a sub part of a larger set
I do part time stand up (I sub for MIA comedians), You might be able to pull it off with a proper opening and closing. Try shorting it up a bit , lose the "80"s part and maybe insert it into a line of jokes where your talking about how bad you are with women. Either way I think your reaching on this one.
Steven Wright could probably pull it off.
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MANNEQUINS by phisart.com
Joke of Crystal and Alsher?
Narrator: Once upon a time there was best friends (he and she) who talk about their future...
specifically their wife and husband....
Crystal: Alsher when we have our wife and husband I want you to be still my best friend....
Alsher: why?
Crystal: So I can blame you.... all my husbands fault...
like; why are you late! you went to the bar don't u!?then I can punch u or why are u boys like that! you don't care about others feeling! kick and kick.... You will be his mannequin version...ok?*smile*
Alsher: *frown* then *smile*... Yeah I agree too!...
it'll be great if we are still best friend at that time.....
Crystal: *curious*... whats make you happy about that?.. won't u suppose to be mad?
Alsher: well....the case is .... You'll blame me to all of your husbands fault... And, in my case....
If.....
If my wife don't want to have sex with me
I'll had it with u...
and wont have any excuses.....
*grin*
I don't get it. I'm sure there was a punch line in there somewhere, I just don't see it amid all the grammar mistakes...
